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How to defend yourself against an Elderly Mugger!


Times are tough.  Those originally depending on medicare, pension funds supporting their assisted living arrangements could face severe tribulations in the near future. Thus, in order to survive, these elderly folk must take extreme (possibly) lethal measures to secure their medications and such.

As we all know....fighting those in their golden years can be incredibly dangerous.  In this respect...I would like to offer several tips that will turn the tides of war in your favor.

1.  An elderly person has been around for quite sometime (in extreme cases...they lived through the great depression.)  These extreme cases are the easiest to fight.  As one well placed kick to the shoulder could cause a dislocation, or a kick to the hip could result in a fracture.  This would lead to an immediate cessation of the fight and thus an acknowledgement of your supremacy over your elderly attacker.


More tips to come.  I am currently to lazy to give this topic the development and time it deserves.  The more you know


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