Mexican Words of the Day
From a funny email I got long ago. For those who never saw it, start studying...
*Cheese* -- Maria likes me, but cheese too fat for me!
*Mushroom* -- When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
*Shoulder* -- My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to
read so I shoulder.
* Texas * -- My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm
*Herpes* -- Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got
*July* -- Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! Julyer!
*Chicken* -- My wife wants me to go to the store with her but chicken go
*Wheelchair* -- We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry,
*Harassment* -- My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her,
honey, harassment nothing to me.
*Bishop* -- My wife fell down the stairs so I had to pick the bishop.
*Body Wash * -- I want to go out but no body wash my kids.