Fuck, dammit, sonuvabitch, I Didn't Want To Do This...
Dammit, I'm back! Yes, yes, my last blog was titled "A Thoughtful Diatribe On Why I Won't Be Back", but dammit, I'm fucking bored! I've been checking in from time to time, and The Big Bad and a couple others put it very nicely - THE RECENT BLOGS FUCKING SUCK A LOT OF DIRTY SHIT-STAINED, HEPATITIS-LADEN, 3 AND A HALF INCH DICK!
I have no idea when or if the new site is going to get a blog section up, and fuck it, they can take however long they want to get it up. I want to blog now! I miss the people that I used to talk to, and dammit, I'm not going to let Ulysses Curry, Eric Bauman, or any other son of a bitch worth a lot more than me stop me. I've got a lot to bitch about, and by God, you people are going to read every last damn bit of it!
So to paraphrase the great Jack Nicholson, "HEEEEEEEEEEEERREEE'S FOOTY!"