There i was, lying down by that river,  halfway drunk, high and thirsty for more. The group was about as big as 20 people. Everyone was drunk, specially the ladies, that for my surprise, where more than us, our little group of horny dudes. Andrews greenhouse provided the dutch weed, I provided the booze with the last check I got from my late job, martins girlfriend convoked a large group of design students, all girls. It was perfect, the place was awesome, a little dam with a river going down to it, lots of trees and grass to sit on, and nobody else but us, no cops, no more people. There we were, laughing our heads off, sublime on the speakers. I got close to a cute 24 year old girl, deep blue eyes, she was finishing design, she looked like a Swedish trade student I say that to her, shes a second generation Norwegian. Ah, my Viking princess, so beautifull. So we kept on drinking, some short girl, think her name was susan, throwed up all over the guy she was making out with, everyplace but his face covered in barf, more laughs, we throw her and barfed jimmy into the shallow part of the river, after a while, they start kissing in the river again. Guess this guy didnt mind tasting what she had for lunch. We move away from the barfed grass to another tree with fresh grass, more drinks, more weed. So, the Viking princess, we were talking about music, closer all the time, she asked me if I was too drunk, I say no, just a bit, and you? Just a bit, in a quick answer with a smile, one kiss, two kisses, strawberry lips, hands on her hips, badfish on the speakers, just perfect. untilexcuse me, would you mind getting the fuck off my girlfriend?...the laughs went away, I was more surprised to hear a womans voice than hearing get the fuck off my girlfriend. One of the girls, very quiet all the time, think that didnt drink at all, was standing up beside me. What the fuck are you doing with this guy chloe?!? I thought we had something!! the Viking princess, chloe, just wept away, head down in shame. Im sorry, what the hell is going on? This other girl just ignores me, grabs chloe by the hand and walk away to a tree, where they start a fight. Its getting dark, and cold. The drinks are over, so is the joy. We move to the cars, and then to our houses. I try to keep in contact with her, until I propose to her that she shouldnt fight against her feelings, but integrate it, and invite roxy, her girlfriend, to come over my house. What do you mean? I mean we should have a threesome. There is no I in threesome, right? Right?? She hanged up the phone, and I never heard of her again. After a while, i started dating one of the other girls that were on that trip. she used to ask me about that lesbian girl i  got caught with, i just sighed, yeah, whatever.

Is this story 100 % true? Yes it is. The proposal part wasnt so bluntly put. Do I care if you believe me? No I dont. This happened 4 year ago. Would I do things differently now? Yes, I would. I would have proposed the threesome while cuddling.