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Fast, Furious and Dented Rides

Cruisin' around town earlier today I was looking around at other cars, at a stop like a Honda sat and the douche in the drivers seat turned right, stepped hard on the gas and decided it was cool to make a scene with his folgers can sized exhaust pipe. I noticed many of the panels on the body were dented and the car looked like crap. Still around town more occurances of this, more dented cars driving erratically. Did these people not learn from previous mistakes? Or perhaps they bought car from the dumbass who bumped uglies with the gaurdrail or some other object in the empty high school parking lot pulling e-brake doughnuts in the rain. In either case, if the car is dented its obvious its not a million dollar race car and hence has limitations on its ability to manuever and accelerate at a decent progression. Honestly why has the era or coffee can exhausts and car decals that boomed from the original release of The Fast and The Furious not died out?  Why must these douchebags whiz around on the streets drawing attention to their flawed and often ugly vehicles? How can we put a stop to this?? Seriously... I have owned many cars, I even have a honda in my fleet currently, no modifications to make it appear outlandish no ridiculous exhaust to make it scream GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.... as it reaches 3,000rpms and puffs smokes out the ass end that would choke a chain smoker...  I think people should band together and get these morons off the road somehow. Not for safetly reasons, I speed, I do stupid things from time to time, but god dammit I do it in one of my cars thats not a fucking toy for teenage idiots.

i may be alone... its possible in which case I expect a gaggle of these TUNER fucks to get all pissy... or perhaps more people are with me. Lets get the ball rolling.

 

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