today i went to the zoo. it was quite an interesting day as far as days at the zoo go! i watched a hiphopannonymous take a shit and piss on a wall, an elephant take a shit and piss on the ground, and a bear roll around in its own shit. couple this with watching all the sweet MILF trim walkin by and you got a good day. i saw cute fat girls, ugly hot body girls, and everything inbetween. if my wife and kids wouldnt had been there! and my wifes friend and her kids wouldnt have been there! well lets just say that local P.D. would probably be posting my blog for me. cuz i have a sex problem. my problem is i dont get enough or kinky enough. like slapping, biting, swearing, punching, blood letting sex.

oh yeah...the zoo.........so i was looking at the tiger and lions and shit and i started thinking "there's an animal missing". the human animal was missing and it made the whole thing incomplete. i would like to see one day a city zoo with a human on exibit! in a cage like a chimp or a gorillia. being fed through bars like the savage beast that it is. then i stopped and really opened my eyes. as i stood at roughly the center of the fort worth city zoo i turned in a circle and watched the greatest exhibit that the zoo was presenting: the human animal.

this animal fights and fucks and eats and shits just like every other animal, yet feels it is superior to all the others. i observed this animal in its natural habitat and found it to be beautiful, ugly, clean, dirty, polite, impolite, loveable, and able to inspire deep deep hatred all at the same time.

as i left this place of incarceration for every other species i realized that the most dangerous and destructive animal was being loosed out onto the earth with me. tha was when i found that i was truly scared, but not for myself. i was scared for all the species that werent already in this prison of learning