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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Heya You: Hi You: is it your birthday? Stranger: In a couple of weeks ;p You: ok Ill have to charge you then You: but you remember to come back You: birthdays are free Stranger: alright. You: NOW BEND OVER >:3 You: You there? Stranger: Yeah sorry Stranger: well can you stop being an internet hero please Stranger: x) You: wat Stranger: im alis/alisa, 18, form barcelona, spain Stranger: what about you You: Me You: My name is elfwood You: and I have 3 stats all of them 18 You: 18 in strength You: 18 in charisma You: and 18 in MY PANTS Stranger: ;p You: so You: you like it in your anus? Stranger: actually, if the guy can do it properly i do You: oh You: and what does "doing it properly" entail? Stranger: not rushing it Stranger: not finishing in 10 minutes You: my boner has reched critical mass Stranger: alright... You: so heres the deal You: i was cuddlin wit ma honey You: and then the phone rang You: and it said You: "getaway frum ma daughter or ur dead" You: so I told her You: ur dad called You: and she said Stranger: dude im not in the mood Stranger: its fucking 9 am here Stranger: and i woke up at 10 pm Stranger: chill please ;x You: ok You: do you enjoy bleeding during sex? You: cause I enjoy cutting women Stranger: no, sorry Stranger: not into all this sado stuff You: consensualy of course Stranger: ;x Stranger: nor leather/latex You: sado? You: no You: I just like blood Stranger: sigh Stranger: guess im off to talk to some other stranger Stranger: which is less of a weirdo Stranger: was nice to meet you You: wiat You: i haveo ther less weird things to talk about You: like You: umm Stranger: do you masturbate? You: why? Stranger: Don't know Stranger: just feeling like asking You: do, YOU? Stranger: i don't You: have you ever stuck your finger up your but? Stranger: well it sure is a compliment when someone's doing oral sex to you You: wait so you actualy get pleasure from that? Stranger: again, if the guy knows how to work on it properly Stranger: it is nice indeed Stranger: most don't You: how exactly does one work on it properly? Stranger: so if they dont take the iniciative Stranger: i don't ask for it Stranger: well Stranger: its hard to explain Stranger: for instance i woke up at 10 pm today barcelona time, i was at home alone, with a cranky and shitty hangover Stranger: i got a visit of someone i didn't meet for 2 years Stranger: now he knows how to please a woman... Stranger: + added excitement of not seeing him for 2 years Stranger: + him being just... perfect You: perfect that is in apearence? Stranger: not really Stranger: in well Stranger: in doing to me what i've always wanted to Stranger: but 10 times better Stranger: you know You: kinda Stranger: theres a big difference Stranger: of a plain Stranger: "hei lets fok lol" that lasts 20-30 minutes and the woman doesn't get much Stranger: and 3 hours of well Stranger: i dont know how to describe it You: so how long should someone last? Stranger: previous excitement before sex towards the woman = profit Stranger: not about lasting Stranger: its about what you do before Stranger: and how you do it obviously You: give examples Stranger: well lets see im kinda tired atm but hold on Stranger: well Stranger: i explained it everything in detail to a friend over msn Stranger: since this is anonymous Stranger: guess i could copy paste it Stranger: if you're up for it You: yes Stranger: dont know about the formatting Stranger: but lets see how it looks Stranger: well its gonna be a pain to read for you Stranger: you still up for it? You: yes maam You: this is for science Stranger: hahaha Stranger: alright then Stranger: well so basically 27/05/2009 5:35:45 alisS* Jake i was asking if people were up for doign something on msn earlier right 27/05/2009 5:35:52 alisS* Jake at around 10ish 27/05/2009 5:36:04 alisS* Jake 10 pm for me at least 27/05/2009 5:36:29 Jake alisS* kay 27/05/2009 5:36:32 alisS* Jake sooo 27/05/2009 5:36:35 alisS* Jake im showering fixing myself 27/05/2009 5:36:40 alisS* Jake i hear someone's at the door 27/05/2009 5:36:54 alisS* Jake parents aint at home so i just grab a towel and open the door 27/05/2009 5:37:09 Jake alisS* kay 27/05/2009 5:37:40 alisS* Jake so to my surprise there's some guy i used to know really well and we just lost contact, weren't going out anymore etc 27/05/2009 5:37:55 Jake alisS* Go on 27/05/2009 5:37:57 alisS* Jake so i let him in 27/05/2009 5:38:00 alisS* Jake cause well wouldnt let him outside 27/05/2009 5:38:31 alisS* Jake and go to well 27/05/2009 5:38:33 alisS* Jake to dress up etc 27/05/2009 5:38:41 alisS* Jake so while im doing that 27/05/2009 5:38:46 alisS* Jake he justs get inside the room 27/05/2009 5:38:52 alisS* Jake bites my eyer and whispers 27/05/2009 5:39:00 alisS* Jake "im waiting for you in the living room" 27/05/2009 5:39:09 alisS* Jake that was just... haha well 27/05/2009 5:39:11 alisS* Jake pretty awesome ;p 27/05/2009 5:39:29 alisS* Jake so 27/05/2009 5:39:48 alisS* Jake when im done i just come out of the bathroom 27/05/2009 5:39:59 alisS* Jake and well we begin to talk etc 27/05/2009 5:40:16 alisS* Jake he suggest that we get some beers or smt 27/05/2009 5:40:23 alisS* Jake so i tell him yeah go ahead 27/05/2009 5:40:27 alisS* Jake so he goes to get some beers 27/05/2009 5:40:33 alisS* Jake comes back 27/05/2009 5:40:42 alisS* Jake kisses my neck 27/05/2009 5:40:47 alisS* Jake so i want to kiss him back 27/05/2009 5:40:49 alisS* Jake but he avoids it 27/05/2009 5:40:52 alisS* Jake sits near me 27/05/2009 5:40:55 alisS* Jake begins to laugh... 27/05/2009 5:41:12 alisS* Jake thennn 27/05/2009 5:41:25 alisS* Jake we just keep getting closer and closer 27/05/2009 5:41:27 alisS* Jake insinuating 27/05/2009 5:41:35 alisS* Jake he tells me to close my eyes 27/05/2009 5:41:36 alisS* Jake i do it 27/05/2009 5:42:02 alisS* Jake he bites my lip gently and well i try to kiss him back, he avoids it 27/05/2009 5:42:07 alisS* Jake well he was teasing me basically 27/05/2009 5:42:29 alisS* Jake so i just try to kiss him again 27/05/2009 5:42:36 alisS* Jake i do it but he stops after 1 second 27/05/2009 5:42:58 alisS* Jake begins to play with my hair... dont know 27/05/2009 5:43:03 alisS* Jake kisses my ear again 27/05/2009 5:43:09 alisS* Jake whispers me dirty stuff 27/05/2009 5:43:16 alisS* Jake goes down to the neck 27/05/2009 5:43:24 alisS* Jake and begins to just kiss it aswell 27/05/2009 5:43:29 alisS* Jake while touching me all around 27/05/2009 5:43:37 alisS* Jake i do the same, just touch him and let me carry 27/05/2009 5:43:49 alisS* Jake i mean 27/05/2009 5:43:56 alisS* Jake its so much of a turn on to get your neck kissed 27/05/2009 5:43:58 alisS* Jake you cant imagine 27/05/2009 5:43:59 alisS* Jake ;p 27/05/2009 5:44:14 alisS* Jake so he goes back up to my mouth 27/05/2009 5:44:16 alisS* Jake teases me again 27/05/2009 5:44:24 alisS* Jake ends the kiss after 1 second 27/05/2009 5:44:26 alisS* Jake then looks at me 27/05/2009 5:44:43 alisS* Jake then kisses me and removes my top 27/05/2009 5:44:46 alisS* Jake so the kiss only lasted 2-3 seconds 27/05/2009 5:45:01 alisS* Jake then we have this long kiss 27/05/2009 5:45:17 alisS* Jake in which he just touches my boobs, plays with my nipple 27/05/2009 5:45:30 alisS* Jake he suddenly ends it 27/05/2009 5:45:35 alisS* Jake then he goes down my neck again 27/05/2009 5:45:59 alisS* Jake and well getting closer and closer to my boobs 27/05/2009 5:46:10 alisS* Jake so i just take off my bra 27/05/2009 5:46:25 alisS* Jake he begins to pass his tongue near them 27/05/2009 5:46:31 alisS* Jake to tease me again basically 27/05/2009 5:46:52 alisS* Jake then we just 27/05/2009 5:47:01 alisS* Jake simply jumps up 27/05/2009 5:47:05 alisS* Jake and goes to my bedroom 27/05/2009 5:47:09 alisS* Jake so i just follow him 27/05/2009 5:47:19 alisS* Jake slap him in the ass 27/05/2009 5:47:20 alisS* Jake when im there 27/05/2009 5:47:24 alisS* Jake he just throws me down 27/05/2009 5:47:30 alisS* Jake begins to play with my boobs again 27/05/2009 5:47:34 alisS* Jake kisses them 27/05/2009 5:47:36 alisS* Jake touches them 27/05/2009 5:47:42 alisS* Jake plays with my nipples 27/05/2009 5:48:00 alisS* Jake so yeah atm im just laying there 27/05/2009 5:48:17 alisS* Jake then he well 27/05/2009 5:48:30 alisS* Jake he has his clothes on still 27/05/2009 5:48:36 alisS* Jake so i get his shirt off 27/05/2009 5:48:46 alisS* Jake and he begins to like 27/05/2009 5:49:06 alisS* Jake well he goes up to kiss me again 27/05/2009 5:49:09 alisS* Jake and begins to 27/05/2009 5:49:52 alisS* Jake slowly put his cock near my pussy, first it was just touch it gently 27/05/2009 5:50:09 alisS* Jake again teasing me 27/05/2009 5:50:26 Jake alisS* This guy is a pimp 27/05/2009 5:50:28 alisS* Jake well he begins to idk 27/05/2009 5:50:31 alisS* Jake move it, make me horny 27/05/2009 5:50:32 alisS* Jake make me wet Stranger: im smoking hot atm 27/05/2009 5:50:35 alisS* Jake really 27/05/2009 5:50:39 alisS* Jake this is just too much of a turn on ;p 27/05/2009 5:50:54 alisS* Jake so after that 27/05/2009 5:50:55 alisS* Jake he just does this 27/05/2009 5:50:57 alisS* Jake kisses me 27/05/2009 5:51:06 alisS* Jake plays with my boobs with 1 hand 27/05/2009 5:51:17 alisS* Jake then he just stops everything 27/05/2009 5:51:26 alisS* Jake puts one of his fingers in my mouth 27/05/2009 5:51:32 alisS* Jake goes back to my boobs and slowly begins to descend 27/05/2009 5:51:36 alisS* Jake dont know licking me etc 27/05/2009 5:51:58 alisS* Jake i still had my clothes on apart from top/bra 27/05/2009 5:52:00 alisS* Jake so 27/05/2009 5:52:07 Jake alisS* Do you need to keep going? 27/05/2009 5:52:21 alisS* Jake well this was just so... 27/05/2009 5:52:22 alisS* Jake dont know 27/05/2009 5:52:34 alisS* Jake if you want i can continue 27/05/2009 5:52:36 alisS* Jake if not its np 27/05/2009 5:52:48 Jake alisS* Well it is really hot 27/05/2009 5:53:04 alisS* Jake so want me to go on? 27/05/2009 5:53:29 Jake alisS* Yeah] 27/05/2009 5:53:37 alisS* Jake aight so back into traack 27/05/2009 5:53:49 alisS* Jake hes licking me atm 27/05/2009 5:53:52 alisS* Jake i still got my jeans on 27/05/2009 5:53:54 alisS* Jake and panties 27/05/2009 5:53:58 alisS* Jake he isnt touching them 27/05/2009 5:54:14 alisS* Jake just licking me 27/05/2009 5:54:22 alisS* Jake i just raise my hips 27/05/2009 5:54:27 Jake alisS* This is all going on as we speak? 27/05/2009 5:54:30 alisS* Jake no 27/05/2009 5:54:35 alisS* Jake this was 4 hours ago 27/05/2009 5:54:37 alisS* Jake well 27/05/2009 5:54:38 alisS* Jake 3-4 27/05/2009 5:55:19 alisS* Jake so i just raise my hips 27/05/2009 5:55:40 alisS* Jake he begins to touch my legs while kissing me 27/05/2009 5:56:01 alisS* Jake after a while i just take off my jeans leaving me well in panties 27/05/2009 5:56:05 alisS* Jake so he's still kissing and touching 27/05/2009 5:56:11 alisS* Jake then he goes lower 27/05/2009 5:56:12 alisS* Jake and lower 27/05/2009 5:56:14 alisS* Jake then back up agian 27/05/2009 5:56:15 alisS* Jake again 27/05/2009 5:56:39 alisS* Jake puts his finger in my mouth 27/05/2009 5:56:44 alisS* Jake makes me bite it 27/05/2009 5:56:52 alisS* Jake then suddenly he's kissing my hows it called 27/05/2009 5:56:57 alisS* Jake upper part of the legs idk 27/05/2009 5:57:29 alisS* Jake so he just begins to kiss them, lick them 27/05/2009 5:57:38 alisS* Jake not going anywhere close to my pussy 27/05/2009 5:57:46 alisS* Jake he just goes close 27/05/2009 5:57:48 alisS* Jake then goes far away 27/05/2009 5:58:04 alisS* Jake im so hot atm i just slam his face against it 27/05/2009 5:58:26 alisS* Jake he gets his tongue out and licks it through my panties, again teasing me, 1 lick that is 27/05/2009 5:58:29 alisS* Jake and goes back to kissing 27/05/2009 5:58:36 alisS* Jake he just alternates 27/05/2009 5:58:38 alisS* Jake touches my boobs 27/05/2009 5:58:41 alisS* Jake puts finger in mouth 27/05/2009 5:58:42 alisS* Jake kisses me 27/05/2009 5:58:43 alisS* Jake dont know 27/05/2009 5:58:49 alisS* Jake we spend a good 2-3 minutes like this 27/05/2009 5:59:03 alisS* Jake untill he gets off his jeans 27/05/2009 5:59:09 alisS* Jake and well gets his head back up to where my is 27/05/2009 5:59:27 alisS* Jake does a short kiss, like always teasing me 27/05/2009 5:59:49 alisS* Jake we'll he has no pants atm right so 27/05/2009 5:59:52 alisS* Jake he just 27/05/2009 5:59:55 alisS* Jake puts his cock near my pussy 27/05/2009 5:59:57 alisS* Jake and begins to talk dirty 27/05/2009 6:00:00 alisS* Jake moves it a bit gently 27/05/2009 6:00:23 alisS* Jake at this point im just 27/05/2009 6:00:25 alisS* Jake exploding ;p 27/05/2009 6:00:39 alisS* Jake so well when he's done 27/05/2009 6:00:49 alisS* Jake he goes back to my pussy 27/05/2009 6:00:51 alisS* Jake touches it a bit 27/05/2009 6:00:53 alisS* Jake removes my panties 27/05/2009 6:01:06 alisS* Jake begins to lick it 27/05/2009 6:01:17 alisS* Jake lick it really well... i dont know 27/05/2009 6:01:25 alisS* Jake after 2-3 minutes im already having an orgasm 27/05/2009 6:01:33 alisS* Jake he just keeps licking 27/05/2009 6:01:36 alisS* Jake and licking 27/05/2009 6:01:44 alisS* Jake then he well does it less 27/05/2009 6:01:47 alisS* Jake keeps alternating and stops 27/05/2009 6:01:48 alisS* Jake licking 27/05/2009 6:02:15 alisS* Jake then i begin to touch his cock 27/05/2009 6:02:38 alisS* Jake he kisses me in the mouth 27/05/2009 6:03:00 alisS* Jake so after a while 27/05/2009 6:03:18 alisS* Jake i just place myself on top suddnely cause he was on top all this time 27/05/2009 6:03:57 alisS* Jake begin to suck his cock after teasing him abit around with my hands and kissing him 27/05/2009 6:04:16 alisS* Jake so i just work on it gently 27/05/2009 6:04:31 alisS* Jake doing everything that comes to mind 27/05/2009 6:05:08 alisS* Jake then i just like, well while sucking his cock and its in my mouth he pushes my head down 27/05/2009 6:05:55 alisS* Jake i choke on it, grab his cock with my hands, place my head on his chest and place my pussy touching his cock 27/05/2009 6:06:06 alisS* Jake we begin to talk dirty to each other idk 27/05/2009 6:06:24 alisS* Jake basically at this point i forgot that i even had a hangover ;p 27/05/2009 6:06:42 alisS* Jake so after doing that for a while 27/05/2009 6:06:44 alisS* Jake he gets on top 27/05/2009 6:06:56 alisS* Jake begins to kiss me 27/05/2009 6:07:00 alisS* Jake goes down to my pussy again 27/05/2009 6:07:07 alisS* Jake same procedure as before just faster 27/05/2009 6:07:10 alisS* Jake kisses it 27/05/2009 6:07:27 alisS* Jake begins to finger/lick it but while massaging my anus (big turn on really) 27/05/2009 6:07:39 alisS* Jake thennnn 27/05/2009 6:07:50 alisS* Jake after a while im just moving my hips again by myself 27/05/2009 6:07:53 alisS* Jake hes doing his thing 27/05/2009 6:08:06 alisS* Jake massaging my anus etc 27/05/2009 6:08:11 alisS* Jake then he puts 1 finger inside it 27/05/2009 6:08:15 alisS* Jake and begins to move it gently 27/05/2009 6:08:20 alisS* Jake while licking my pussy 27/05/2009 6:08:42 alisS* Jake at this point im just exploding again 27/05/2009 6:09:02 alisS* Jake cause well 27/05/2009 6:09:15 alisS* Jake its just really good when someone knows how to do it properly 27/05/2009 6:09:29 Jake alisS* Yeah 27/05/2009 6:09:40 alisS* Jake i have another orgasm, that goes 2 and we haven't even well 27/05/2009 6:09:43 alisS* Jake went to the business already 27/05/2009 6:09:51 alisS* Jake business yet* sorry 27/05/2009 6:10:30 alisS* Jake well he starts doing it slower and slower 27/05/2009 6:10:32 alisS* Jake then he stops 27/05/2009 6:10:51 alisS* Jake and begins to tease me putting his cock near my pussy but not inside 27/05/2009 6:10:56 alisS* Jake which is where all nerves are so ;p 27/05/2009 6:11:01 alisS* Jake most at least 27/05/2009 6:11:22 alisS* Jake so 27/05/2009 6:11:37 alisS* Jake after a good while of teases 27/05/2009 6:11:54 alisS* Jake he finally puts it inside really gently 27/05/2009 6:11:57 alisS* Jake not moving it at all basically 27/05/2009 6:12:01 alisS* Jake just keeping it there 27/05/2009 6:12:14 alisS* Jake well he begins to speed up 27/05/2009 6:12:18 alisS* Jake then slow down 27/05/2009 6:12:20 alisS* Jake etc alternate 27/05/2009 6:12:30 alisS* Jake this is all in missionaire basically 27/05/2009 6:12:50 alisS* Jake so then i just turnh im around 27/05/2009 6:13:05 alisS* Jake hes in bottom im on top 27/05/2009 6:13:21 alisS* Jake well i begin to move my hips etc 27/05/2009 6:13:24 alisS* Jake in a circular way 27/05/2009 6:13:33 alisS* Jake then changing 27/05/2009 6:13:56 alisS* Jake we keep on doing this 27/05/2009 6:14:40 alisS* Jake then he suddenly stops 27/05/2009 6:14:49 alisS* Jake makes me turn around in a 69 position him on bottom 27/05/2009 6:15:13 alisS* Jake well we begin to work each other right 27/05/2009 6:15:29 alisS* Jake we both have 1 finger in each other's anus 27/05/2009 6:15:31 alisS* Jake we both move it 27/05/2009 6:15:34 alisS* Jake we both do the same basically 27/05/2009 6:16:06 alisS* Jake we spend a good while doing this 27/05/2009 6:16:40 alisS* Jake then well we stop 27/05/2009 6:17:03 Jake alisS* Why? 27/05/2009 6:17:04 alisS* Jake well 27/05/2009 6:17:07 alisS* Jake we stop doing 69 27/05/2009 6:17:08 alisS* Jake but well 27/05/2009 6:17:11 alisS* Jake he puts me under 27/05/2009 6:17:16 alisS* Jake so 27/05/2009 6:17:42 alisS* Jake i just raise my legs, so its like missionaire with legs risen basically 27/05/2009 6:17:46 alisS* Jake again he begins to fuck me 27/05/2009 6:17:48 alisS* Jake while teasing me 27/05/2009 6:18:13 alisS* Jake here again im just 27/05/2009 6:18:20 alisS* Jake exploding again 27/05/2009 6:18:25 alisS* Jake reaching climax basically 27/05/2009 6:18:43 Jake alisS* How long did all of this last? 27/05/2009 6:18:47 alisS* Jake about 27/05/2009 6:18:49 alisS* Jake well the whole thing 27/05/2009 6:18:52 alisS* Jake 3 hours ish 27/05/2009 6:19:01 Jake alisS* Damn 27/05/2009 6:19:08 Jake alisS* You two dating now? 27/05/2009 6:19:15 alisS* Jake na ;p 27/05/2009 6:19:27 alisS* Jake so well 27/05/2009 6:19:35 alisS* Jake basically we keep doing this 27/05/2009 6:19:44 alisS* Jake hes about to cum aswell cause well i notice it 27/05/2009 6:19:52 Jake alisS* Fuck buddies? 27/05/2009 6:19:56 alisS* Jake so im having an orgasm atm 27/05/2009 6:19:57 alisS* Jake na not really 27/05/2009 6:20:02 alisS* Jake and he knows he cant just stop it like this 27/05/2009 6:20:03 alisS* Jake so he just 27/05/2009 6:20:10 alisS* Jake quickly changes and begins to lick my pussy 27/05/2009 6:20:28 alisS* Jake while penetrating my anus with his finger, moving it around, massaging it 27/05/2009 6:20:45 alisS* Jake then well 27/05/2009 6:21:02 alisS* Jake he just sticks it inside my pussy again 27/05/2009 6:21:05 alisS* Jake really slowly this time 27/05/2009 6:21:07 alisS* Jake moving it really slowly 27/05/2009 6:21:21 alisS* Jake im still yelling atm 27/05/2009 6:21:23 alisS* Jake cause its just 27/05/2009 6:21:24 alisS* Jake too much ;p 27/05/2009 6:21:34 alisS* Jake so after couple of seconds 27/05/2009 6:21:35 alisS* Jake say 30ish 27/05/2009 6:21:45 alisS* Jake hes going to cum 27/05/2009 6:22:03 alisS* Jake so he just cums on my boobs basically 27/05/2009 6:22:10 alisS* Jake and makes me play with it 27/05/2009 6:22:13 alisS* Jake best finisher ever 27/05/2009 6:22:33 alisS* Jake then well 27/05/2009 6:22:35 alisS* Jake he's done, im not 27/05/2009 6:22:42 alisS* Jake cause you cant just leave a girl while you're done 27/05/2009 6:22:47 alisS* Jake so he just begins to talk dirty to me 27/05/2009 6:23:03 alisS* Jake to "cool" me down 27/05/2009 6:23:12 alisS* Jake after that we just lay near each other 27/05/2009 6:23:16 alisS* Jake and i fall asleep he does aswell 27/05/2009 6:23:20 alisS* Jake i wake up after 1 hour 27/05/2009 6:23:21 alisS* Jake wake him up 27/05/2009 6:23:28 alisS* Jake (luckily) 27/05/2009 6:23:39 alisS* Jake so well 27/05/2009 6:23:57 alisS* Jake he wont wake up 27/05/2009 6:23:59 alisS* Jake so i begin to kiss him 27/05/2009 6:24:07 alisS* Jake etc 27/05/2009 6:24:09 alisS* Jake so he wakes up 27/05/2009 6:24:13 alisS* Jake he's like half asleep 27/05/2009 6:24:22 alisS* Jake i tell him that we can't stay here till ever etc he has to go home 27/05/2009 6:24:23 Jake alisS* You must be like the perfect partner 27/05/2009 6:24:36 alisS* Jake he doesnt live far away from me 27/05/2009 6:24:37 alisS* Jake but yeah 27/05/2009 6:24:38 alisS* Jake it was like 27/05/2009 6:24:44 alisS* Jake 4:30 am 27/05/2009 6:24:52 alisS* Jake so well 27/05/2009 6:24:55 alisS* Jake he gets dressed up 27/05/2009 6:25:01 Jake alisS* I wish I could have a great time like that now..... 27/05/2009 6:25:07 alisS* Jake ;p 27/05/2009 6:25:08 alisS* Jake i thank him 27/05/2009 6:25:15 alisS* Jake for giving me the best i've had in ages 27/05/2009 6:25:16 alisS* Jake cause really 27/05/2009 6:25:19 alisS* Jake he was so fucking good 27/05/2009 6:25:22 alisS* Jake just 27/05/2009 6:25:24 alisS* Jake perfect... 27/05/2009 6:25:32 alisS* Jake hes a complete idiot irl 27/05/2009 6:25:33 alisS* Jake but damn Stranger: enjoy ;x You: im so copying this Stranger: x) Stranger: that is how you please a girl Stranger: really... Stranger: holy shit You: any last words? Stranger: keep this for yourself will you :x You: share with forums You: the world will know your secret Stranger: ah well Stranger: :) Stranger: at least it'll teach people Stranger: how to please properly Stranger: not just in and out 20 minutes bye. Stranger: but really Stranger: would be nice if you didnt post it on forums Stranger: but well Stranger: at least censure names You: too late You: dont worry You: no last names Stranger: guess you internet heroes get excited about this.. anyway Stranger: give me a link at least Stranger: ;p You: its going everywhere Stranger: alright Stranger: so Stranger: whats up You: your innermost secrets are too long You: have to upload in sections Stranger: ;p Stranger: where you uploading them then You: ebaumsworld Stranger: rusitaalis@live.com Stranger: for feedback ;) You: i will be shure to do that You have disconnected.
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