It was probably around the age of 12 or 13 I can't remember, all I know is that I came home from the last day of school all excited and shit with just a raging boner. Anyway, my parents were gone so I was just chillin on my couch with this raging boner still, so I decided to play with it a bit...

Ooooooooh yaaaaaaa, it felt good.

So I kept messing around with it and just started getting all these fucking great ideas and shit, so I just kept thumping my wood until it felt so good I couldn't handle it anymore.... and then... POP! Itsy bitsy little white stuff came out of my penis and I just stared in amazement. I had finally hit puberty.

The end.