well this is to all those winners that whine about their significant other being an angry drunk.

if you know we get mad, stay the fuck out of our way. most only get angry with one particular type of alcohol.

myself, for example. i get angry only with vodka.

that MEANS dont feed me 5 shots then throw cheeze doodles at me. you WILL get punched in the face.

and if you do, and you knew all of the information provided above, then dont bitch about it.

suck it up. and maybe dont try to give me vodka shots and tell me theyre rum?

im already wasted. not like i can tell the difference. you want real funny?

give me tequila. then i strip. vodka? just pisses me off. so dont act so shocked i gave you a purple upper lip.