SO THE OTHER DAY I PULL UP TO THE GYM IN MY TWIN TURBO LAMBORGUINI MURIALAGO AND I GO INSIDE. AS SOON AS I GET INSIDE THE MUSIC STOPS AND EVERYONE JUST STARES AT ME, SO I GET PISSED AND YELL "DJ SPIN THAT SHIT". THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY START  PLAYING SOME HARDCORE RAP SONG WITH MONSTER BASS THAT THUMPED EVERYTIME I TOOK A STEP. SO I GET ON THE BENCHPRESS AND LOAD IT UP WITH 975LBS TO WARMUP AND START DOING REPS WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN A THE LIGHTS DIM AND A DISCO BALL COMES DOWN AND A BUNCH OF BITCHES START GRINDING ON MY JOCK SO I GET PISSED, SLAM THE WEIGHT DOWN, PUSH THE BITCHES OUT OF MY WAY, RIP MY SHIRT OFF AND PUNCH A LOCKER COMPLETELY DESTROYING IT. THEN I RUN TO MY CAR PISSED AS FUCK, PUT MY SUNGLASSES ON AND LIGHT A CIG LIKE A BADASS AND BLAST SOME HARDCORE GANGSTER AS FUCK RAP SONG. THEN I REV MY LAMBORGUNI UP TO 8000RPMS AND DROP THE CLUTCH AND DO A DOUGHNUT WHILE BITCHES SCREAMED AND THREW THEIR PANTIES AT ME WITH THEIR NUMEBERS WRITTEN ON THEM, THEN I PEELED THE FUCK OFF TOWARDS HOME.

JUST TRYING TO SHARE THIS STORY WITH YOU FAGS SO U KNOW HOW HUMBLE I AM AND PEOPLE TRY TO PISS ME OFF LIKE YOU LOSERS.

* I CAN DO ALL THE BURNOUTS IN IT THAT I WANT SINCE I GOT TWIN TURBOS IN IT U FUCKING SLUT BITCH

**I ALREADY AM ALWAYS HUMBLE BRUH

***KYLE22: IM PERSIAN BITCH AND BRING THAT SHIT OVER TO MY HOOD SO SCARECROW SNIPER CAN SNIP A SNAP OF SNOW