Honestly, I cursed enough to make a big fat hairy trucker blush. Why? Because my computer fucking died on me without warning. OK, it wasnt totally without warning... I could consider the fact that it kept on freezing and giving me blue screens almost every day for the past month as a sign that the time had come for Gertrude. Yes, that ol' bitch of a puter had a name. I like to name stuff. Yes its silly and fuck you :)

Sooooo... Ive tried CPR on the old cunt and I wasted my time. After 10 years of loyal service to 3 different masters and undergoing hardware surgery countless times, its game over for Gertrude. Since it all happened so suddenly, and since Im currently not working I had to settle for the cheapest computer possible so I could afford it and still pay rent and put food in my stomach.

Im now poorer by 411$ (ridiculousy low for a pc isnt it?) and I finally can get back here to annoy the shit of you all. Ive been without the internet for about 3 days and Ive got 80 emails to read, numerous programs to re-download, favorites to sort out etc... Once im done with all that crap, ill start uplaod videos again (you care only if you subscribed to me, I know)

So yeah, for those of you who had been wondering why I wasnt online when Im ALWAYS there (lol), thats what happened and I hope you didnt miss me too much. If it makes you feel better, I kinda missed you too. And to those who were hoping I wouldnt get back, better luck next time, assholes.

Aunt Platy

Disgruntled Bitch