Okay. It is extremely understood that men are horny 90% of the time to womans 40% , but seriously do you guys have any sort of an off day? Perfect example. Breakfast for the boyfriend and I .

          I'm preparing the food while he keeps me company. I've already placed the bacon and breakfast sausages in a skillet, and was now making the waffles and beating the eggs. As I place the cooked meat in the oven to keep it warm , I am grabbed by the waste and pulled from the oven. Pushed against the counter and told to take off my pajamas. This would have been beautiful if I was'nt directed toward the counter holding the waffle maker and hot batter. Upon this discovery I am stripped down to my bra and boyshorts and now have a two degree burn on my ass. Nice.

              Example 2: Vacation.

            Me and the significant other decide to rode trip to Miami. While in Atlanta, we decide to make a pit stop at an Arby's. Its about nine in the evening and while chomping down on curly fries, he decides to get frisky. So we pull into what we thought was a desserted parking lot. I wanted to finish my meal but instead I was pulled into the back seat. Bent over and admittedly enjoying his agressiveness, I hear a tap on the window. Its the highway patrol cop, person, guy, and he was armed. After retreving us from the vehicle, semi-nude, We were taking in for buying and soliciting sex. After a night in jail and comfirmation calls from our parents, we're set free.

             Final Example For Now: Today, lunch at work.

              Having the advantage of working in the same building downtown, we decide to catch lunch together. Instead of eating we take a ride on the L trains to a Library. While in the small room that is used for reading purposes, he decides it will be hot if I played Librarian. I agreed unwillingly, and because he bribed me a spa day. Upon me telling him to be quiet this is a Library, he decides to show his disdain for authority figures. He grabs me a little too hard and hikes up my skirt. Lifts me up and knocks down the entire bookshelf. So today I was charged with indecent exposure and billed for distruction of public property.

                  Moral .. I need to stop being so submissive and my guy needs to learn to keep his dick in his pants. SMH