The uncomfortable Incidents in Herkimer Hess' House
Here Is a List of my Morning Rituals.
Make sure dog is secure
get some chocula
glare at evil dog until work
Today most went well. but i had no chocula. i had to settle for No Name Fruit Loops. You know....those Fruity'O's The man that makes the milk didnt whisk it good enough and it was lumpy.
My dog knows things.
Things about me.
He knows about my porn addiction Its uncomfortable to jerk off when two angry dog eyes are watching you from over the arm of the couch. i put on a green sparkly wig to hide my identity from him. somehow he knows it's me.
enough. for now. i'll write me after work.
i hope i fall in the deep fryer.