to start off, i'm 5'9" and weigh 190 pounds of not-so-solid muscle. i can bench like 260 lbs. so i guess i am kinda strong. like that shit even matters.

i usually get told i "seem big" and not in the bedroom where i want to hear that. my attitude has gotten me into and out of many fights. mostly out of them because i have, literally, only been in about 8 fights my whole life due to an argument or other kind of confrontation.

i WAS a red belt in tae kwan do when i was younger. i could nearly do complete splits and was a force to be reconed with on the sparring mat.

now i  can barely touch my toes without my back popping like bubble wrap.

what does this have to do with anything?

nothing. just gotta chest bump cuz everyone else is.