SO I WAS BACK AT THE PARK MATRUBATING TO A BURGER KING BILLBOARD, WHEN WALLBOY WALKS PAST ME AGAIN!  "YOU'RE NOT GETTIN AWAY THIS TIME BITCH!"  I SCREAMED....I SCREAMED....ICE CREAM.....WHAT WAS I TALKIN ABOUT?  OH YEAH, WALLBOY.  I GOT OFF MY SCOOTER AND STOMPED THE GROUND CAUSING IT TO SHAKE AND MADE HIM FALL OVER.  I THOUGHT I HAD HIM WHEN HE PULLED OUT A BURGER KING COUPON FOR A FREE WHOPPER, FOLDED IT INTO A PAPER AIRPLANE, AND THREW IT PAST ME.  I DON'T KNOW HOW HE KNEW MY WEAKNESS IS FAST FOOD, BUT I WENT RUNNING AFTER IT AND GRABBED IT.  I TURNED AROUND TO SEE WALLBOY RUNNING LIKE HELL AGAIN!

I GOT ON MY FAT GUY SCOOTER AND PEELED AFTER HIM AT 3.5MPH!  I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GRAB HIM AND DISH OUT HIS DEATH SENTENCE, WHEN A HEAVENLY SCENT TICKLED MY NOSE.  I LOOKED DOWN AND SAW A TRAIL OF MCNUGGETS.  I FOLLOWED THE TRAIL EATING ONE AFTER ANOTHER WHEN I SAW A WHOLE PILE OF THEM UNDER A HUGE NET.  THINKING NOTHING OF IT, I WENT FOT THE PILE OF FRIED BREADED GOODNESS WHEN THE NET CAME DOWN!  THATS WHEN WALLBOY STOOD INFRONT OF ME, LAUGHED AND SLOWLY WALKED OFF EATING A SLICE OF PIZZA WHILE I WRESTLED WITH THE NET.

I WILL GET YOU WALLBOY, I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL GET YOU, AND NOW I'VE RAISED THE PUNISHMENT!  WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I WILL LOCK YOU IN MY BATHROOM AFTER I JUST USED AFTER EATING TACO BELL, CURRY, STAG CHILLI  AND WASHED IT DOWN WITH EX LAX!

I AM CAPTAIN AHAB AND YOU'RE THE WHITE WHALE!  I WILL GET MY REVENGE!!!