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IMAGE IN YOUR IN THE AFRICAN SAVANNAH

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IMAGINE YOU ARE IN THE HOT AFRICAN SAVANNAH TRYING TO CATCH BUTTERFLYS LIKE A FAGGOT AND ALL OF A SUDDEN IT GETS QUIET AND THE CAMERA PANS OUT TO SHOW A PRIDE OF LIONS SURROUNDING YOU WITH THEIR EARS TUCKED BACK READY TO KILL YOU THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE IS COMMOTION IN THE TALL GRASS AND I RUN TOWARDS THE LIONS AS WE CLASH, ALL YOU HEAR IS THE THUNDER OF ROARS. THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN IT GETS QUIET AND AS THE DUST SETTLES YOU GET BLIND BY LIGHT AND ITS ME WITH THE GUN GLEAMING OFF MY SWEAT SOAKED PECS WITH TATTOOS ALL OVER ME LIKE A BADASS COVERED IN LION BLOOD WITH LION CORPSES ALL AROUND ME, THEN YOU REALIZE I SAVED YOUR LIFE AND BEG ME TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT IM HUMBLE AND DONT FUCK MORTALS AS I RUN OFF INTO THE GRASS LOOKING HORRIFIC BLOODY MYSTIC

lord_infamous Uploaded 10/09/2009
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