Wallboy's True Identity Revealed!!
Yes, I know that there are a lot of theories about Wallboy. Here is one that I think is spot on. Of course I may be a little biased here. But, I theorize that Wallboy is Obama. Yes, that's right. Wallboy is Obama.
Just look at the facts here:
· Only Wallboy defends Obama all the time. If a whole group of people were slandering you, you would get defensive too.
· If you have an alternate identity, you can claim that one is humble as fuck while the other is pompous and arrogant.
· Both are extreme Democrats.
· Both are liberals.
· Both hate FoxNews.
· Both hate Republicans.
· Both hate Rush.
· Both waste time while they should be working.
· Both hate Bush.
· Both claim that they've done more for the country than anyone else.
· Both claim to come from modest beginnings.
· Both do not listen to the people around them.
A few other points:
- Neither Wallboy or Obama is willing to admit to deficit spending.
- Both blame Republicans for the troubled economy.
- Neither can list any reasons as to why Obama deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.
- Neither has been seen in the same place at the same time.
Now for a point that is a bit out there, but look at the letters in their names: W-A-L-L-B-O-Y and B-A-R-A-C-K O-B-A-M-A. Now, start by taking the M and flip it upsidedown (M -> W). Take the A at the end of the president's name and put it next to the W (WA). Now take the K and B and shave them down a bit to get two lowercase Ls (WAll). Move the B and O down from the presidnet's last name to his alternate identity's screen name (WAllBO). Now spell the presidnet's middle name with a Y instead of an I, bring the Y down (WAllBOY), make it all lowercase (wallboy), and ignore the rest of the letters as if they were facts.
I know that the name thing may be a bit outlandish, but it's as good of a theory as any. If you add that to all of the points that I've listed above, there is a fair ammount of proof that they are the same person. Feel free to add more points that you can come up with.
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