Hekko everyone!

I know, I know, its been a while since good ole' Poopy posted another one of his amazing blogs here in the blogging section.  Things have been pretty hectic over in the Poop-de-dooper household, and unfortunately things are going to remain that way through New Years, so this will most likely be my last blog until 2010 :(

Just so I can let you guys know whats going on though...  I actually pooped the big question to my hawt hawt girlfriend and she accepted!  (yes yes, I know, all jokes aside about how I said "pooped"...  still Im dead serious... we're engaged now, and I couldnt be happier :)  )

So anyways, we're gonna be heading out to Sweden to see some of her family in about a week, and gonna stay there through the holidays...

So...  I figured that I'd usher in the holiday season by offering you guys, the regular bloggers here at ebaumsworm some theoretical gifts that I think youd enjoy :)  So, without further ado, here are my gifts for all the people I love so much here at ebaumsworm:

The Big Bad ~ For Christmas, Id like to give you a really long, boring novel, that goes no where and has no real ending... just a dissapointing, sudden halt to the text.  When youre done reading it, youll just be like "WTF was that?"

Tyaeda/Lard Infamous ~ Since you guys are pretty much a couple now, I'd like to give you both a platter full of chicken wings, complete with ranch, barbecue, and hot-honey-mustard sauces.  How you guys decide to share it is up to you...

Frogbob ~ For Christmas, I'd like to give you my broken alarm clock.  Whenever you turn it on, the clock always reads 3:18 PM.  *shrug*  Enjoy.

White_Chocolate ~ For Christmas, I'd like to give you a new webcam.  For some reason, whenever I click on your webcam in the Live Chat section, it suddenly says "AV Unauthorized... Ignored by User"  I figure this is just the message that displays whenever your webcam isnt working properly.  SO there ya go.

Bohankeeton ~ For Christmas, Id like to give you an electric shaver.  You said youre a dad, right?  I dunno, that seems like a "dadly" kind of gift...  Besides, your avatar always makes me think that youre a pretty rugged looking guy, sporting the scruff.  Now you can maintain it properly :)

Wallboy ~  For Christmas, I hope you wake up Christmas morning to find 3 well-endowed black men in your bed.  Everyone knows why you would enjoy that, so I wont go into detail.  But hey, now you can have all 3 holes filled at once!

SHADES Members ~ For Christmas, I'd like to give you all a pair of those cheesy star-shaped glasses with the red rhinestones on them, that... like... gay strippers wear.  Even though theyre technically not shades, I figure you guys would be able to put them to some good use.  Besides, Im too cheap to buy you all REAL shades :(

Maiorano84 ~ For Christmas, I'd like to buy you a calculator, a series of pre-calculus books, and a tutor.  Anyone who thinks that its legal to write a proof where 2 different variables equal the same same number needs help... seriously. 

Sindicate ~  Id like to buy you a roll of duct tape, and a battle axe.  Cover your mouth with the duct tape, and use the battle axe to cut off your hands.  Now you can no longer communicate with the world... so we no longer have to listen to your pointless banterings, whether by mouth, or by typing/writing/sign language.

Drgorgeous73 ~ For christmas, I'd like to get you a little tape recorder so that whenever youre walking around with Charlie, and you see him do something stupid, you can just press record, and be like "Idea for a blog:  Charlie plays real life frogger during rush hour traffic.  Totally got his ass creamed."

Strghtjcktgrl ~ For christmas, I'd like to give you a collection of pictures of my abs, because I know you found them totally arousing.  Hell, I'll throw them all on a DVD, along with a movie of me stripping down to my underwear, and gyrating sexily to make you totally wet.  Im sorry it never worked out between us, love :(

Well, thats about it...  for all the important people around here at least.  Ladies and gentlemen of the blogging community, I wish you all to have a safe and happy holiday season.  Cheers to the new years!

See you all in 2010! :)

--iLIKEtoSAYpoop