Santa Claus Brought My Son Crack
It's way too early to be doing anything besides getting up too pee; or possibly an early morning bath with a hot girl. Alas, I have been awake for the last 40 minutes watching my son open up gifts and play his new Wii games. He received the new Super Mario Bros. for Wii 4 player edition from Santa Claus. He has been at it for 30 minutes and has yet to loose a life. He will have it beaten in another 30 minutes. He's 6. When I was about 9, I received the Atari 2600 along with Pac-man. I took me months to even break 100,000. I never got much better than that. Thank goodness I do not use video games as a measuring stick of success. I measure that by height. So he's got a long way to go before he reaches me.
Happy Festivus Y'all!