my 5th blog
i had a dream last nite, when i went sleep n that yeah. i dreamt about this female presenter that ive always liked, wanting me to fuck her. i was like oh em gee kk imma do it just like nike ya gets me?
in the dream i wanted to film it, so i started to do so, with me old cam phone innit! it was then that i noticed she had a big blonde tasche on her top lip, where else would it be huh? el oh el.
then i woke up with an erection, my own erection, you silly fuckers, so needing a piss. i did what any other man would do n stood as far from the toilet as i could and just pissed a great golden arch of piss into the toilet.