I am the devil...
...and I am here to do the devil's work!
I am a speeding train lined with razor blades and slicked with Preparation H. My tracks point at the next retard to even look my way!
I am your worst nightmare, the thing that goes bump in the night motherfucker!
I am your pedo Uncle and I have custody of you for the weekend bitch!
I am completely out of my fucking mind and no one can stop me!
I am Mike Tyson in a pink dress and you're my date for the evening!
I am a truck load of fertilizer parked in front of your mom's house doucheweasel!
I am that clown that fucked your head up when you were six!
I am the dark hallway you won't walk down punk!
I am the girl that laughed at your tiny penis when you were 14!
I am the guy down the street that looks at you "that way". Your ass is mine!
I am Deunan and I am here to do the Deunan's work.