Okay, so here's the story, I work at a hotel as maitenance, and I quite frequently get called to fix various things in guests rooms.  Last night I got a call to go to a room and "fix" this old lady's T.V. remote.  Thinking that it was just the batteries, I brought them up to the room just in case.  Once I got into the room the old lady tells me to wait a second and goes to her luggage to get something.  She pulls out her vibrator and tells me that she needs the batteries for that, not the T.V. remote.  I quickly handed over the batteries and left the room in complete awe, and slightly disgusted by the 80 year old woman whipping out her vibrator.  What would you have done in this situation??