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INSTALLING HUSBAND 
 A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy 


Dear Tech Support,
 

Last year I upgraded from 
Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jeweler applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0..

In addition, 
Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as 

Ro
mance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as  NEWS 5..0,   MONEY 3.0  and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 
no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system..

Please note that I have tried running 
Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. 

What can I do? 

Signed, 

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Reply
 

DEAR  
Madam, 

First, keep in mind, 
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. 

Please enter com
mand: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. 
If that application works as designed, 
Husband1..0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.. 

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause 
Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1
Please note that 
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. 

Whatever you do, 
DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) 

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the 
Boyfriend 6.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In sum
mary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. 
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and perfor
mance. 
We recommend: 
 Cooking 3.0 and  Hot Looks 7.7. 

Good Luck 
Madam!
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