Day 37. Im still locked in this room. Since I was kidnapped by a hoard of small asians, I have lost a considerable amout of weight. The only things I have are this computer and a hole to shit in. And the only site that works is this fucking ebaums shit. I dont know why I am here or for how long. What are they going to do with me? I am caged like an animal. There is a small window. My plan is simple. If I can get my legs through the window I might be able to squeeze myself through like an octopus. Once I am out I will run day and night in hopes of finding a mcdonalds or an arbys. Why, why, why, why is this happening to me?
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