It has come to my attention that a certain phenomenon has swept today's youth, Apparently It is growing more popular by the day. It's what all the hip new cool kids are doing, ABORTION! All the cool kids are doing it, If you wanna be popular than you just gotta get with it! Yank that critter right out of your stomach! So you can be popular, All the cool kids are doing it so why don't you? All you need is a closehanger! It may seem cruel, But if you wanna be cool than you just gotta yank that critter out your closehanger tool!