Leave ColdLanda et hop in your truck

Leave your hockey helmet and leave your puck 

Your shirt collar you need to tuck 

In America you'll get a nice life with a bit of luck 

Or during winter in yo house you will be stuck

Yuck Yuck Yuck,

If you want to stay in Canada like a shmuck

You silly Canuck.

Go fuck a duck,

Spend all your bucks,

And then say "Aw Shucks!"

The End