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About a decade ago, there were a couple books released called "Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy" and "He's Got the Whole World in His Pants".  They were filled with misheard song lyrics, from well known ones like "There's a bathroom on the right" or "One-ton tomato" to lesser-known ones like "Totally blitzed by a fart".  Here's a short list of my own...Yeah, some of them are a stretch, but that's honestly the way my brain processed the words



"Evil Woman" by ELO

Misheard lyric:  Eat marajuana

Actual Lyric:  Evil woman


"What's Love Got to Do With It" by Tina Turner

Misheard lyric:  What's gloves got to do with it?

Actual Lyric:  What's love got to do with it


"Under the Bridge" by Red Hot Chili Peppers

Misheard lyric:  Knock up the bitch downtown

Actual Lyric:  Under the bridge downtown


"The One" by Elton John

Misheard lyric:  Like Frida feels when I hold a grudge

Actual Lyric:  Like freedom fields where wild horses run


"December" by Collective Soul

Misheard lyric:  Just took my son to a trip to Maine.  Your cat runneth over again.

Actual Lyric:  Just tilt my sun towards your domain.  Your cup runneth over again.


And as an extra, a misheard line from a movie


Said by Friar Tuck in "Robin Hood:  Prince of Thieves"

Misheard Line:  I'd rather roast an elf.

Actual Line:  I'd rather roast in hell.








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