I am in my first semester of Computer Programming and I wrote this in C language. Basically, its a program for a relationship. It runs a loop of mistake and apology, however, it is ironically flawed. I know a lot of people won't understand this, but It'll be better received on the internet, I'm sure.
#include <mydarling.h>
main(){int man = 1, woman = 1, mistake, trust = (man + woman)2, love = trust * mistake;
for(I love you; while you love me; my love grows){   if(mistake++)   printf("Fuck you.\n");   trust -= trust *2;   woman++;          if(trust = (man + woman)2 - (woman)2)     printf("I'm sorry.\n");
     else     {printf("I'm sorry.\n");      printf("I forgive you.\n");      trust++;      man++;     }   return love;   }}