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Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures?*Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves.*Chocolate is just another snack.*You can never be pregnant.*You don't get cramps every month.*You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.*You can wear NO shirt to a water park.*Car mechanics tell you the truth.*The world is your urinal.*You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.*You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.*Same work, more pay.*Wrinkles add character.*Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental - $100.*People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.*New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.*One mood all the time.*Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.*You know stuff about tanks.*A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.*You can open all your own jars.*You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.*If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.*Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.*Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.*You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.*Everything on your face stays its original color.*The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.*You only have to shave your face and neck.*You can play with toys all your life.*One wallet and one color for all seasons.*You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.*You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.*You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.*You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.*No wonder men are happier.
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