I tried to tell you
Well we made it through the Rapture now we have a new apocalypse to face!
Folks who have been around here awhile will recall that I have blogged a couple times on the impending Zombie apocalypse and the menace that entails. I have been mocked and laughed by friends when they see me stockpiling food and survival supplies. Being from Florida I tell my acquaintances that I am preparing for the hurricane seasons here, but we all know the real story.
Well with that being said I finally have been vindicated! The Centers for Disease Control, a world recognized authority on communicable, hereditary,, and self inflicted disease has recently issued a guide to proper procedures in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse.
After reading this I knew that all my preparations and care were not in vain, I was in fact right and doing the correct and sensible thing! Now all I need to do is stock pile some more guns and ammunition, along with a couple more chainsaws, and I should be good to go!
Seriously people, DO NOT ignore these very real signs! Why would the CDC issue a preparedness guide if the apocalypse wasn't imminent?
Hell at least if the Zombies don't appear I'll be ready for hurricane season!
Majorfathead Uploaded 05/21/2011