You must be a fag. Enjoy your ham.

yup, enjoy it. Your ham will be here, and when it does, I expect you to take it in the rectum. Yes, the butt man cave full of pink brown sugar and green poop.

With that being said, I'm going to eat some frosted flakes and fap myself to sleep over some oprah and Martha Stewart... So yeah, enjoy that ham.

Enjoy your ham, buddy!