sitting on the toilet early in the morning. writing on a blog i hate that fukin stupid word. my bathroom smells like a fresh ass flower blooming in the morning. thank you for chili for dinner. it seems to have the consistency of foam or other material soft and squishy. do not eat the chocolate out of the toilet. does coffee make you schitt like this? i need to soak in some mr bubble and put out the fire goin on around my ass. maybe i should have had ice cream after the chili, so it would cool this flame coming out. whatever the remedy is i dont know. i know i should wash my hands after i wipe, and dont chew your fingernails while sitting on the toilet.