HAY DARE PPL OF EBAUMS
DIZ IZ MAH FURST BROG. MAH NAME IS AJMIMI,  SUM OF U MAY NO MAH MUM MRSNEKOJEANS FRUM HEAR.

I CUM HEAR 2 C PICTORS OF LOLCATS AND TALK ABOUT MAH LYFE AS NEKOS KITTEH

SUMTIMES I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER BUTT UDDER TIMEZ ITZ HARD TO B DARE B CUZ MUM IZ SPEND 2 MUCH TIMEZ HERE TROLLINZ 2 PAY ATTENSHUN 2 ME

SUMTIMES IM IN HUR HOWSE, BEIN A GEWD PET  BUTT ITZ LYKE SHE DONT NO I IZ DARE

I NEEZ HALP SO I CAN HAS NO DEPRESHUN NE MOAR

I IZ GONNA RITE MOAR BROGS IN DA FEWTORE BUTT MAH MOM NEES PUTER NEOW

I CAN HAS 5 STARZ PLZ? 

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