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 A man dressed in a suit arrived at my door early this morning as I was pouring my morning. I peered at him the whole time thinking in my head "connection reset by peer". He was offering me Ninja insurance. I told him who the hell needs insurance for that. Slammed the door in his face. Not before my morning coffee.
About ten minutes after the sales man left ninjas smashed through my skylights and descending on my home. Ninjas coming in the front door, ninjas coming in the back and side. Slicing my furniture all apart with their blades.
Good thing they didn't smash my computer or I wouldn't be typing this right now. 
ninjaclot Uploaded 08/15/2011
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