Guacamole
ZeroEnygma
Published
08/26/2011
I
just want to know what inspired the fucking genius who invented
guacamole. Are you kidding me? Take an ugly, mushy, green
fruit/vegetable thingy with a shelf life of about 30 seconds and
transform it into the food of the gods? Even a genius like me couldn't
come up with such a brilliant culinary treat. No worries, as I'm
currently developing a sexual lubricant that repels sand...perfect for
those trysts on the beach or if you find yourself in the middle of the
Sahara desert with Scarlett Johansson.
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