I was cruising the streets of Gotham in the batmanmobile when all of a sudden I notice a fine looking attorney, I pulled over and ask if I could give her a lift home she accepted as we arrived at her house I was greeted by a annoying little boy with spiky hair and douche glasses he said they called him Cutedude I gave him a copy of gears of war 3 and told him to run along to his basement, I was going to get all types of batty with his mom! The morning came as I was leaving the house yet again this Cutedouche looks at me and says; dont think Im going to be calling you dad! From here on out! Because youre not my daddy! I replied my only son is Gotham and I have to protect it unlike your useless ass ! I shut the door behind me and all I could hear is the whining sound of a little douche crying,