Im about 110% certain that black people must be gay.

My irrefutable evidence:

1)  Theyre always showing each other their underwear, and sagging like that around public so that other guys can see their ass and balls.  Only a gay guy would want to show another male this shit...

2)  They always seem to want to get back into prison.  Hence the "thug lyfe" they try to live, and the crimes they always commit.  I can only assume that they want to get back into prison because they enjoy the rough buttsecks they get from the other black inmates in there.  Therefore, they must be gay.

3)  They always take their shirts off when they get into fights... and I should mention they seem to get into fights quite often.  MUCH more often than white people, or asian people, or any other kind of people.  My best guess is that black people must have a fetish for rubbing their own nipples against another black man's nipples.  And well, thats just gay.


So there you have it.  Black people must be gay. 


Cross-examination?  Anyone?