Texas Cop Catches Arrested, Handcuffed Couple Engaged in Sex Act in Back of Police Car
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/oral-sex-in-police-car-986512

Okay, so you're arrested on drug charges at freaking Whataburger.  Your hands are cuffed behind your back and the cops have put you in the back of the police car, and the cops are driving you to be booked, there are a lot of possibilities that come into the mind of a normal person.  Trying to escape, arguing with your accomplice, arguing with the officer, sulking, trying to pin the blame on your co-defendant.  Where does undoing your partner's jeans with your teeth and giving him a blowjob in the back seat of the squadcar come in?

(I mean, besides her mouth)

Then again, this is Texas, and most of my fellow Texans seem to be, shall we say, not all there.