I gave up the dream I had to become a cartel drug kingpin, They wouldn't let me buy a plane ticket with a jar of change I took from Uncle Robs lawn mower shed. So I figured I'd try the next best thing. I've decided I want to move to Hyderabad, India to become a goat boy. Tending to the goats, keeping the goats happy and most important live with the goats. Parents, it feels so good to start to live my dreams, try to not use my batteries that I just put in the refrigerator Im saving them for if my remote dies.


Love , David