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Dear Cracker Jack, fuck you


Dear crackerjack

Fuck you and your little dog too

I open up a bag of your tasty caramel coated popcorn and peanuts which may I add I only found 3

peanuts in my bag and to make it worst I had to wait till the end of the bag since they slide down to

the bottom, and the prize inside really !! A piece of paper with lame outdated jokes and a corny

foldable character WTF! I remember when I first laid eyes on you the amazing box not a flimsy bag!

My mother said I could have a treat and I select that amazing box! And when I open it up I was over

joyed by the awesome whistle I found in the box! I tooted that that whistle till I pissed off everyone in

the neighborhood, have you seriously forgotten about the customer and just industrialized your

product! Fucking sell-outs  , thanks for ruining my fond childhood memories !


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