YOU PROBABLY FLUNKED SEX EDUCATION IF YOU THINK...
* A clitoris is a type of flower.
* A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
* "Spread eagle" is an extinct bird.
* Vagina is a medical term used to describe a heart attack.
* A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
* A G-string is part of a fiddle.
* Semen is a term for sailors.
* Anus is a Latin term for sailors.
* Testicles are found on an octopus.
* Asphalt describes rectal problems.
* KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.
* Masturbate is a lure used to catch large fish.
* Coitus is a musical instrument.
* Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
* An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.
* A condom is a large apartment complex.
* An orgasm is a musician who accompanies a church choir.
* A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
* A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
* An erection is when Japanese people vote.
* A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
* Sodomy is a special variety of fast growing grass.
* Pornography is the business of making records.
* Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
* Douche is the French word for "two."