First of men don't give a damn.

Forget yer girls cell phone cause it's prolly buried in her purse under tons of junk or it grown to her ear from prolonged use.

The second step is going out for the night is just leaving the bish home anyway. It's bros before ho's

When it comes time to maybe move her in to your now defunct bachelor pad, the first thing you should do is just let a big ole fart rip and that sets the tone. Show her the kitchen and where the sammich making stuff is. Another tip is to let her know where all the beer  goes in the refrigerator.


The best part of a having a girl is that she has girlfriends!! and they come over and visit, so you can undress them with your eyes  all you want.

If yer girl cooks that's fine , if not it's what pizza was made for.

Remember to use your wits and figure out new ways of bending your girlfriend to your will. Use your creativity. If you have your own ways, please share them in the comment section to this blog.





                                                          *Fartknocker*   :P