I'm tired of the fatties constantly whining about how the society doesn't accept them and that it's not their fault they are chubby. It's especially hilarious when they say the media is promoting skinny models that are starving themselves. Of course, you don't get to see those often, what you get is attractive slim ladies that work out and eat healthy stuff. Of course, the fatsos won't move their asses because they'd have to stop eating their bacon on breakfast, bacon sandwiches for second breakfast, hamburgers for lunch, big macs for dinner and stop using bacon flavored toothpaste. 

But the whimpering lard butts feel bullied (get the hint; it's for a reason) and sometimes the media helps them feel like it's not their own fault they are disgusting pigs. Of course it's not the piggy's fault they eat junk food and spend 20 hours a day playing video games. The pretty slim girl is the hypocrite here because she's on a healthy diet and likes sports. She follows the awful trends the media told her are fine. *sarcasm font*

Get your act together, jello belly. You can be like the normal people too. You're gonna need to stop eating unhealthy shit. Eat some fruits and fresh veggies. Drink yoghurt or milk instead of a soda. Don't eat too many cheese and forget mayo. That's a start. Let's get your ass in shape.

Horses - this is only if you're chubby, not a fatso. You don't wanna kill the horse with your weight. You might be surprised to find out that riding a horse is more fun than playing your stupid Diablo 3, and you lose weight having fun.

Threadmills - of course you won't run outside. People will see your disgusting fat body jumping while you run. Ewww. That's why you can put a threadmill in your basement (some of you already live there, so you won't have far) and run while watching tv.

Tennis - one of the best games ever invented. Did you ever see a fat tennis player? Exactly. The nice thing about tennis is that you rent a court, so not many people will get to see your disgusting body before you get fit, except for your tennis partner. Make sure they are fat too, so you won't feel alienated.

Stairs - stairs are your friends. Do you live on the 10th floor? Excellent, forget the lift, it's gonna pay off, trust me.

Those are the easy things you can do to improve yourself. I know you're gonna whine that I'm slim and pretty and I don't know how hard it is. You're a retard. I'm slim and beautiful because I eat healthy stuff and use stairs instead or the lift and take a walk to work. You don't need to be disgusting, so put down your X-Box pads and get your fat asses to the phone. You're ordering a threadmill or signing up for a horse ride. You don't need to thank me.