From The Retard Who Invented Tramp Stamp Comes... Forked Tongue!
Apparently, permanent lisp doesn't stand in the way of stupid people joining another irreversible stupidity. Some time ago girls were getting different kinds of tattoos above their butts because these were the hit of one summer. Basically, a typical dumb 15 year old girl would gather some money and wanted to impress their friends with this sweet Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles tattoo above her butt - kept secret from her parents, because they didn't understand her needs. It's kind of permanent though, so now that she's 25, she needs to wear a one part swim suit so that people don't laugh at her.
But that was years ago. Young girls can do different stupid stuff, something more up to date. How about you make your tongue look like a lizard man's or some shit? Yup, that's some edgy shit. And it's permanent, so they won't call you a wannabe. "Hey guysh, wook at what I got. Shpwit tong!"
And it's so easy, the 20 year old piercing freaks... I mean educated tattoo artists explain. You get your tongue cut like on the picture below.
It's totally sanitary and safe cause you wear gloves and shit. Later you only get a few stitches.
That's it! From there, you need to wait 2 weeks for it to heal enough to allow you to eat. It's a great way to force yourself to a diet, cause, let's face it, you won't be able to eat anything unless it's fluid and it's still gonna hurt like hell. But look at the effects!
Don't pay attention to the people who's gonna call you Sylvester The Cat or Daffy. Lisp is cute. And you get to keep it forever. It's almost like having a cool foreign accent, only you don't need to be foreign and no matter how much you try, you'll never be able to speak without the lisp again. It's like a tattoo. Permanent. So hard core.