Shit You Wanna Have: Neko's Baller Shoe Collection 2012
Ohayou, guys! I'm a fan of creative and original shoes and I'm prepared to put everybody in awe this summer. The shoe collection I gathered will not only impress with its grandeur. It's something only the rich and cool people can afford, because the design is very expensive. That's one of the coolest aspects of the collection - poor people can't afford them and people know you're loaded when they see you wearing any of those. Let's start with the first design.
The 'Edgy as Shit' Tarantula Stilettos
What could say "I'm fucking edgy and loaded" or "this shit is so cash" better than wearing glass stilettos with living spiders inside? That's right, you get a pair of shoes with a spider trapped in each one. You can choose what kind of a spider you prefer and it's gonna be put into the stiletto by our experts. You can take off the bottom of the shoe and replace the creature if you want. You need to remember to feed it too.
I have a feeling these will be the hit of the summer. Not only because they are cute and they walk by themselves. Only the slimmest girls can wear them - they are very delicate and the heels break easily. The fluffy fur warms your ankles and is stitched to an identical pair of dogs. Like with the spiders, you still need to feed them and they might take a crap from time to time, so best wear them outside.
Don't you hate it when your friends invite you to a prestige trip to the mountains and you have to wear these terrible shoes for walking the rocks? Forget that shit. Wearing this magnificent pair of shoes, you'll not only look fashionable, your legs will look as slim as a deer's and you'll be able to walk the mountain track in stilettos. The heel is made from highly durable rubber and the laces actually give the shoes a great look.
The Skyrim High Heels
As you have probably noticed, these resemble a dragon's claw, which forms a heel, and end below the knee. The knees are bare so that people can go for the "I took an arrow in the knee" reference and joke about the shoes not protecting the knees. The tough part about wearing long shoes is that the feet sweat and the foot doesn't breathe inside. Not with these babies. My gorgeous toes can wiggle outside as they are exposed to public - the black color of the shoes highlights my petite feets' beauty.
The Human Skin Shoes
There's not many shoes more kick ass than these. They are made from human skin and the pair you see above costs 14 000 dollars! That's right, you can tell your friends you paid fourteen thousand dollars for these shoes and they were made from human skin. They'll be so jealous. You can also order them in black color - a pair of black ones costs 8.99$.
Be sure to order nyao, before your friends get them.