Gym Tips
shylilazn
Published
11/08/2012
Don't you hate the gym dorks that seem to only go to gym to pick up hotties? Do they even work out there? Has anyone seen those douche bags lift anything there or do anything other than use their lame pick up lines?
Regardless of that, there's 3 easy ways to get rid of a scrawny moron who doesn't understand the meaning of the words "no," "take a hike" or "when the hell freezes."
3. When a dork is especially persistent, say something like, "excuse me for a moment" and make him think you answered a phone call. Be sure that he hears you say "Oh, yeah, you should ask the doctor to prescribe you Valtrex. It works great for herpes. Yeah, it didn't cost that much."
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