One year I recieved a bike from my father for christmas. Well, my mom thought it was so nice she made me write him a letter thanking him for it. So here is my letter...

Dear Dad,

Thank you so much for my new bike. I have been riding it everyday...until I wrecked it. I feel really bad but I hit ice and I couldnt stop. I went right threw the intersection. Dont worry, the driver in the car that hit me is doing ok. But the bike was crushed under the wheels. The doctors told me I am going to be fine as long as I dont move my limbs. Its ok though, they told me I broke all my limbs so I wont beable to move them anyways.  Im sorry I wrecked the bike. It looked really expensive. As soon as I get my knew leg, I will mow your lawn all summer. Anyways, the nurse is rushing into my room. I guess they forgot to replace the oxygen tanks. Silly.They are also running to get a "crashcart" (whatever that is?). Anyways, got to go now, Im feeling pretty tired. Sorry again for wrecking the bike.

Your son,

Tim