Body Odour for the Win!
There were some pretty good specials at the grocery stores, so I decided to go shopping before my shower and before inventories were low. Even so, I missed out on Kraft peanut butter at a $1.44 a jar. Kraft dinner was on sale as well and the type I wanted was on the lowest level and the few left were at the back of the shelf. A man was squatting in front of it babbling on his cell phone. Not taking product off the shelf, he was having a conversation and I waited about thirty seconds before I had enough. I squatted right down beside him and knowing my armpits were ripe, reached right out in front of him. The man bolted up and with a look of displeasure turned away. Of course, he held his all important phone call during the melee and I got my three cheese Kraft dinner boxes.
Letemdangle Uploaded 09/07/2013