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today lets say about two hours ago ...i was at my friends house his name is Ed, he has a brother Bren and a sister bridgid... and an ass hole cousin Dan.

well this story starts when we were all watching Tv ....i think at the moment it was a stupid episode of Scrubs... out of the blue Ed calls me a faggot .. i mean what the hell ....who is he to call me a faggot... that is not what bothered me .... its just it was him who said it

HE IS A UNITARIAN WHO ACTIVLY PARTICIPATES IN GAY RIGHTS RALLEYS and HE ALSO IS  IN MUSICAL THEATRE hes done greese, willy wonka, west side story EVERY DAMN THING THERE IS TO Do... AND HE HAS TO CALL ME GAY... I HAVE TO SAY FUCK NOOO....

n e way he kept runnin his mouth. i told him to stop and of course he kept talking ... eventually he five starred me in the back ...his cousin being the ass fuck he is laughed so i turned to ed and hit him right in the balls ..... he went down but recovered i walked out side to get some air while he was getting back on his feet .. after like 5 minutes i go inside i was at the doorway he hid there the whole damn time . he then pushed me i fell over slamming into the tv it fell over and got messed up... im very small like only 100 pounds at most ... so it was effortless for him .... i was in pain, no one helped me up then for no reson at all his brother bren says : Dude ed is going to get so much more ass then you could ever dream of.... sheay Right! exquise me! baking powder!.... bren is a weak nerd its sad ive seen him get his ass kicked before, oh he has a Fucking pony tail down to his ass he is smelly too and 18 years old...so i told him id come over there and strangle him with his own damn pony tail.... he bitched out and for the momment the situation was diffused.... but i would have the last laugh

we were watching pulp fiction on vh1 .. bren had left to go to his cousins to do some gay shit lol... then i noticed that the picture on the tv was getting messed up sooo i asked Ed " Do you use my tv in the basement ?" Ed says "yeah me and bren use it every day , why?" i said no reason im just curious .... so i went down stairs no one stopped me ripped out the cable the wii ... unplugged it and left .......... so in his house theres only one tv and by now its probally not working! .... eds dumb ass bro is just going inside and i walk out with a tv that ways atleast 100 pounds , it was pure adrenalin ...i got my dad to pick me up i left ...with my tv leaving them one thats about to die because i hit it .... payback is a bitch ! ... im tired so im sorry for bad punc..spelling everyting....

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