The Egregious 8
TheCrudeDude69
Published
03/24/2014
And we're down to 8 competitors in the quest to determine who is currently the biggest piece of shit. Our #1 were flawless, yet again. There were however, a few minor upsets today.
Game of the Day:
6. Johnny Manziel vs. 2. Aaron Hernandez
Talk about a shocker. Clearly the biggest bracket buster of the tournament. Who would have guessed that the dude who couldn't give up the thug life and killed another human, would lose to a NFL prospect who has yet to be drafted. I guess nobody really gives a fuck about Aaron Hernandez. Wasted talent and a piece of shit, for sure. It's just that he product of his environment. He was a total piece of shit, and will always be one. By that same logic, Johnny football is too. Big difference is that Johnny is an over privileged douche bag, that was given every opportunity he ever received. Reverse racism won Johnny this match-up.
Who to watch:
3. Colin Kaepernick
After a great win against Meta World Peace he is set to face off against Blade Runner, who is currently on trial for murder. Pistorious made damn sure that Manti Te'o knew he actually existed, with a complete slaughter. Te'o looked out of his element, and failed to execute in any meaningful capacity. I mean the kid played a decent LB this year with the Chargers. And while it does take a complete asshole to actually get catfished, he didn't fucking shoot the imaginary girlfriend. Although she did imaginary die. If anybody can nip Pistorious in the stubs though, it's Colin Kaepernick. Winner of this match-up advances to the final, easily.
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Game of the Day:
6. Johnny Manziel vs. 2. Aaron Hernandez
Talk about a shocker. Clearly the biggest bracket buster of the tournament. Who would have guessed that the dude who couldn't give up the thug life and killed another human, would lose to a NFL prospect who has yet to be drafted. I guess nobody really gives a fuck about Aaron Hernandez. Wasted talent and a piece of shit, for sure. It's just that he product of his environment. He was a total piece of shit, and will always be one. By that same logic, Johnny football is too. Big difference is that Johnny is an over privileged douche bag, that was given every opportunity he ever received. Reverse racism won Johnny this match-up.
Who to watch:
3. Colin Kaepernick
After a great win against Meta World Peace he is set to face off against Blade Runner, who is currently on trial for murder. Pistorious made damn sure that Manti Te'o knew he actually existed, with a complete slaughter. Te'o looked out of his element, and failed to execute in any meaningful capacity. I mean the kid played a decent LB this year with the Chargers. And while it does take a complete asshole to actually get catfished, he didn't fucking shoot the imaginary girlfriend. Although she did imaginary die. If anybody can nip Pistorious in the stubs though, it's Colin Kaepernick. Winner of this match-up advances to the final, easily.
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